Mannn, this vacation is yummy :)
|Vegan:||Guys have you seen this horrible documentary on how dairy farms treat their cows? Or read this study about the damaging effects of eating meat?|
|Carnists:||Oh my god that's not even true forget your study I once knew someone who worked on a farm sometime somewhere and they said that they were nice to the cows and the cows were happy!|
|Anonymous:||I once heard a story about a vegan who killed a whole family because they ate meat, even though there's no documented evidence of this story *is never heard from again, never comes off anon*|
|Carnists:||Oh my god there's all the evidence I need that vegans are evil!|
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
“They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish…. then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money. So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math.
So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t ever cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself.”